Canada Revenue Agency AUDITOR Has Herpes - The Funniest CRA Call EVER!
The Canada Revenue Agency keeps getting more ridiculous by the day. I recently bought a corporation from a couple of chill dudes—great guys, zero drama—and like a good boy, I sent all the right paperwork to the CRA and the province of Ontario to say, “Hey, new boss in town.” You’d think that would be enough, right?
Wrong! The CRA, being the fine-tuned machine of incompetence that it is, never updated their files. So now, this overly enthusiastic paper-pusher decided it made sense to harass the former owners like it's 1999 and dial-up still makes sense.
Now, I could have simply corrected the guy. I could have said, “Sir, kindly remove your head from your filing cabinet.” But no—why miss a golden opportunity to troll someone who thinks the word “audit” is a pickup line? So I went full speed ahead, talking fast, playing dumb, and making this guy question all of his life choices.
You’re about to hear audio of me absolutely roasting this guy. It's not just funny—it’s a masterclass in how to deal with CRA nonsense. Side note: the CRA has hired 30,000 people who don't speak English to call you about debts you don’t owe. This one clearly learned English from a bootleg DVD menu.
At one point, I asked if he had herpes or HIV. He didn’t deny it. I’m not saying he does. I’m just saying, you’d think he’d say no.
Bottom line — if you want to wipe out your tax debt and finally start stacking cash like a grown-up, contact me at www.KevinJJohnston.com. I’ll handle the CRA while you handle your business.
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Kevin J Johnston Exposes TAX MECHANIC Who is Fully CRA Compliant
🎯 HOW NOT TO DO TAXES IN CANADA
There's a company online called Tax Mechanic, apparently run by a recent university grad. Over the last several months, we've had more than a dozen of their former clients switch to me — and the reason why became pretty obvious.
📞 I called their office. It took six weeks to get a call back.
When they finally responded, I was greeted by their “social media guru” — who didn’t speak English. After a language-broken transfer, I finally spoke with a Chinese woman… who also did not speak English. 🤷♂️
📉 The reason for my call? I wanted to know whether or not they were CRA-compliant.
✅ Surprise, surprise — they are. In fact, they proudly cooperate with CRA auditors.
😤 Meanwhile, I get rid of auditors.
💸 Their clients have been overpaying taxes for years, and now they’re with me — and they’re DONE with CRA interference. I’m thrilled to be helping ...
- 7 of the taxpayers Bill of Rights will get you out of any text that's that they currently are holding over your head. we utilize one of their objection forms but the CRA are not the ones who get the judge what is indispute and what is not. what we do is send in the appropriate legal threat letters and we also invoke Clause 7 and let any employers who are garnishing wages know of the situation. Clause 7 of the taxpayers Bill of Rights is a very powerful one
and I highly recommend that each and every one of you use it. if you want to get rid of the CRA forever contact me on my website only Www.kevinjjohnston.com
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the Canada Revenue Agency has literally been advertising telling everybody in Canada that they are willing to help you with your taxes they're going to give you tax advice to get your taxes done properly. this would be the fox being allowed into the hen house to lay down new carpet and then shows up with no carpet! come on everybody, would you really take advice from these people? they will lie to you and cheat you and take everything from you because they are trained to be criminals. they're training is all about how to lie and steal. do not give them the opportunity to steal from you. hire me as your tax guy and you'll never pay tax again.
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LAWYERS SUCK – PROTECT YOUR HOME FROM CRIMINALS AND THE CRA
9PM Tuesday June 24 Eastern Time
LIVE ON: www.FreedomReport.ca
Welcome to The Tax and Money Show with Kevin J. Johnston – Episode 68. This is the #1 tax and money show in Canada, where we talk about how to make money, keep money, eliminate tax burdens, and build real wealth in a country that wants to rob you blind. If you're tired of being lied to by your accountant or lawyer, you're in the right place.
DO YOU HAVE CORPORATE DEBT? SELL ME ALL YOUR CORPORATE DEBT NOW: WWW.KEVINJOHNSTON.BIZ
In tonight’s episode, we’re exposing the massive misconceptions Canadians have about capital gains tax—specifically how it applies to property sales, investment portfolios, and corporate asset transfers. Most Canadians are getting fleeced because they believe the propaganda. Kevin J. Johnston will teach you how to protect your property, your income, and your legacy without ever needing to bow down to the CRA.
DO YOU HAVE CORPORATE DEBT? SELL ME ALL YOUR CORPORATE DEBT ...
🎙️ THE TAX & MONEY SHOW – EPISODE 67
💰 “10 WAYS TO GET RICH IN CANADA!” 🇨🇦
Hosted by: Kevin J. Johnston – Canada's #1 Tax Expert
Welcome to Episode 67 of THE TAX & MONEY SHOW, where tonight Kevin J. Johnston breaks down 10 Real Ways to Get Rich in Canada! 💸 Whether you're a business owner, employee, investor, or hustler on the rise, this episode will show you how to dodge the traps, leverage the law, and build long-term wealth – all while keeping more of your money where it belongs: in your pocket! 💼📈
GOT CORPORATE DEBT? SELL ME ALL YOUR DEBT: www.KevinJJohnston.biz
Kevin J. Johnston pulls no punches tonight as he reveals the dirty little secrets the government doesn’t want you to know. 🧾 He’ll explain how tax deferral, corporate restructuring, and international business strategies are the ultimate tools to outsmart the CRA 🏛️ and avoid unnecessary taxes. No fluff. No nonsense. Just hard, legal truth. 💼💥
GOT CORPORATE DEBT? SELL ME ALL YOUR ...
Corporations in Canada operate completely independent of you personally.
If your corporation is carrying debt — GST, HST, PST, payroll, income tax, lawsuits, bank loans, credit cards, municipal fines, or any other private debts — I can buy your corporation from you and set you back to ZERO!
Corporate debt is a commodity, and I happen to be Canada’s ONLY debt broker. I will buy all of your corporate debt and take it off your hands — forever.
The Canada Revenue Agency is terrified of me — and they should be. Hire my hatred of the CRA to rebuild your life and keep EVERY PENNY you make for the rest of it!
👉 Fill out the form now: www.KevinJJohnston.biz
